Pics of Lindsay Lohan snorting coke

In today's not-so-shocking news - Lindsay Lohan is a coke whore! Sure we've said it in the past, but here's proof!

News of the World not only posted these pics from a video of Lohan snorting some blow in the bathroom, but also talks about how she's flying to NY to fuck Jude Law, among other fun things:

LINDSAY Lohan, fresh from rehab, has been pictured taking part in a marathon cocaine binge.

Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.

Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law."

Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

The friend added: "Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either.

"She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.

"I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

"I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

"One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

More pics below.

No Lindsay or Paris News Here, Ever!

Not that we were ever big on reporting Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan news in the first place, but now it's just fucking stupid.

If you check out PerezHilton.com, you'll see a damn soap opera brewing between Lohan, Paris and Paris' new fuck-buddy, Britney Spears.

Something about throwing drinks on each other, calling one of them a cunt and all sorts of high school drama. Sounds pretty intense, right? This was all just in the past few days.

Fast forward to today, the same site has a picture of all 3 whores, sitting in a car together, taken just last night.

If I was a flaming celeb gossip reporter who took myself somewhat seriously, I would feel like a complete tool for getting giggly like a schoolgirl and dedicating all of my time to this "feud" only to see them hanging out together the next day. How legit does that make you?

And this is why we will not be updating you on the latest Lohan/Paris drama. We'd rather give you more important stories. News that matters, like... ummmmmm......
yeah we have no idea.

Lindsay Lohan's Days Are Numbered

In this week's "Not Surprising At All" news - the National Enquirer is reporting that an out-of-control Lindsay Lohan overdosed on a deadly cocktail of cocaine and painkillers on Nov. 12. A doctor raced to Hollywood's Chateau Marmont after a friend of the 20-year-old actress found her unconscious in a drug-filled hotel room.

Although the doctor was able to revive the hard-partying star, he was horrified to discover a "stash of cocaine and a pile of prescription drugs" in the room, an insider told The ENQUIRER exclusively. The doctor flushed the cocaine down the toilet and bagged up seven different prescription drugs, according to the insider.

"The doctor insisted, 'This girl had a serious drug overdose. She has to go into a hospital and then into rehab.'" Lindsay refused to be treated at a hospital or enter rehab.


Ok, so it's the National Enquirer, but this might be the most believable story ever printed by the rag.

Ooh Lindsay. So sad. Except not at all.

Lindsay Lohan Admits to Being a Whore

"Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that's me. I'm not dating just one person. It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I'm like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don't need a steady relationship. I mean if the sex is bad, the relationship's not going anywhere. Anyway, I don't even think I have had my best kiss yet. My mom's going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people!"

- Lindsay Lohan reveals in a new interview with the News of the World

That would explain a certain recent rash...
and I thought we had something real. Bitch

Paris Sleeps With Lindsay

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have decided to kiss and make up. From the New York Post's Page Six:

Lindsay Lohan is playing with fire. She's now decided to be best buds with her former nemesis Paris Hilton, and the two even had a sleepover in Las Vegas this weekend. On Saturday night, the terrible twosome arrived arm-in-arm to Michelle Trachtenberg's 21st birthday party at Tao and spent the night signing autographs for fans and whispering to each other. Then the ditzy duo retired to the $25,000-a- night Sky Villa at the Palms - for a naked pillow fight.

Ok so we added the word naked at the end there. But the pillow fight part was all NY Post.

** Waiting for the GooTube video of said footage **

Lindsay Shows Off Her Balls

Lindsay Lohan either has some big 'ol downstairs lips or she's got a set of nuts.

You be the judge.

Click to enlarge

Thanks Egotastic.com for the pic.

Skinny Photoshopped Celebs

Not too far from the real deal !



Thanks for the link CityRag
Rest of pic here

Lindsay Lohan Can't Escape High School

Our friends at IDLYITW are reporting on a story about Lindsay Lohan recently being dumped by Harry Morton (I don't even know who the F that dude is). Anyway, that's not the real "scoop".

Over the weekend, Lohan actually schemed a plot to win Harry back by trying to make him jealous, and at the same time, pissing off Paris Hilton. Page Six reports:

The devious redhead was overheard calling Hilton's ex-love Stavros Niarchos on Saturday to ask for help in getting her revenge. According to our earwitness, Lohan told Niarchos, "No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]."... And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau."

How has Harry responded?

...Morton hasn't swallowed the bait..."She was just too much for him...That, and she was extremely jealous and would harass him with texts, e-mails and phone calls constantly."

What you just read has to be the gayest shit I've ever heard. I mean, yeah the whole Lindsay Lohan "revenge/jealousy plot" is stupid. But even more stupid is how sites are reporting this crap. Sure, I write about celebs. But if I got PAID to write about "who dumped who", "why he did it" and "how she's getting her revenge"... I would chop off my own penis and stick it in the garbage disposal.

Rehab in a Can?

A few days ago, we told you of a new energy drink called Cocaine. In our opinion - Brilliant.

Well it looks like there's a remedy for those who get hooked on the Cocaine. Introducing - Rehab, the drink! We shit you not. This picture of attention whore Lindsay Lohan was not photoshopped in any way.

All we need to create now is "Daddy Didn't Love Me" in a can and Miss Lohan would make us gazillionaires!

Get the scoop on drug addiction and alcohol addiction and even drug detox. The more you know about drug rehab, the less inclined you are to drug addiction.

Who Had The Shittiest Day - Paris or Lindsay?

This is a bit ironic, considering the two are rumored to hate each other's guts.

On the same day that Paris Hilton was arrested for a DUI, Lindsay Lohan was robbed today at London's Heathrow airport.

Returning from her recent trip to Venice, Lohan's Hermes Birkin bag, containing her asthma medication and a "quantity of jewelry," was stolen.

Lindsay's publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, says, "Lindsay is begging for the return of the items," Sloane says. "She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back."

A source close to the theft indicates Lohan's stolen valuables may be worth over $1 million.

Lindsay had her purse stolen (well, she left it somewhere) a few years ago and somebody found a small bag of coke inside. It's alleged she paid the person a few thousand dollars to return it and to never talk about the incident. I wonder what was in this Hermes bag. Today is definitely a shitty day to be a rich, spoiled, bitch of a celeb.