Friday, October 20, 2006

Fake Celebrity Mugshots

Hillary Duff

CityRag just posted some pictures of a recent Photoshop contest which has users taking celeb pictures and putting them into a mugshot. Much more fun than the real-deals on

Some of my personal faves (click to enlarge):


Tom Cruise

Victoria Beckham

Mini-Me Vern Troyer

The rest available here

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

This one's for the Mets fans. Because Lord knows you got the shaft in last night's Game 7 loss. But no shaft here. All chicas, on chicas.

Thats right, it's Friday! And it's not just any Friday. It's Girl on Girl Friday!

And we'd like to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of you for your continued love and support. Another special thanks for all of the feedback we receive each day. The good, the bad, we love love it all. Keep it coming!

From those who've been with us since Day 1, to those who've just recently stumbled upon the 'Punch, we're happy to have you here and we hope you continue to drop by.

Have an excellent weekend!

NY Mets Endy Chavez NLCS Game 7 catch

NY Mets outfielder Endy Chavez robs Scott Rolen of a 2-run HR which would have put the Cardinals up by 2 runs, in the bottom of the 6th inning.

.... buuuuut it was all for nothing as the Cards got the 2-run HR back in the 9th inning and move onto the World Series.

Music Industry Holds Stake in YouTube

For those who thought Google was going to be sued left and right after buying YouTube for a gazillion dollars recently, the NY Times breaks the story today of how three of the four major entertainment cartels not only struck distribution deals with YouTube, they took a partial ownership stake, and stand to collectively benefit to the tune of $50 million.

Google isn't stupid and obviously had their asses covered before making the huge purchase. Those brilliant bastards.

Diddy Had Orgies in Champagne-Filled Bathtubs

HollywoodRag has a story on Diddy's recent Vibe magaine interview in which he says -

"I'm nasty. In the mid-'90s I was buck-f*cking wild - beyond ménage à trois. It's crazy, you're twenty-something and renting the presidential suite at the Hotel Nikko in Beverly Hills. You got the bathtub filled with champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries. Then sex became dangerous."

Puff's girlfriend Kim Porter is expecting twins and he now claims he's a one-woman man... although the NY Daily News said recently:

"Sean Combs told us Monday that he only has eyes for his pregnant girlfriend, Kim Porter. But the hip-hop mogul did seem distracted by one gorgeous brunette at Tuesday's Vibe magazine party for his new CD, "Press Play." A spy says, "They were talking forever, doing shots. He also held her hand and grabbed her waist."

Once a freak, always a freak Puff. Don't fight it.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Reason #342 Why Kids Are Fat

From CNN -

Citing fear that students will get hurt and sue, an elementary school south of Boston has banned tag, touch football, and all other "chase games" from the playground. Students should also be advised to take caution when racing one another; should one student take the lead it might be observed that the other students are merely "chasing" first place. To alleviate confusion, all students should run in straight lines and finish each race in a virtual tie.

WTF is going on nowadays? God forbid kids get outside for 30 minutes a day and exercise, because they're damn sure not doing it at home with the internet, TV and videogames.

What's next? Banning reading in fear that kids will develop a headache and the parents will sue? No more writing, in fear of carpal tunell? So sad.

Trey Parker & Matt Stone Are Butt Funny

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The 2 South Park creators took out this full-page ad in today's Variety, thanking their lawyer for 10 years of service.

Weed, coke, hundred dollar bills, a handgun and 2 butt funny futher muckers just saying thanks.

thx SorryIGotDrunk for the scan

Nicole Richie Sees Herself in 30 Years

DListed posted this pic of Nicole Richie and her crystal meth dealer friend/stylist, Rachel Zoe.

Nicole Richie looks into the future and sees an image of herself in 30 years. Because Rachel Zoe is like 50, right? Poor fug bitches.

Paula Abdul Whores Herself on Ebay... Nobody Bids

There was an auction on eBay to spend an entire day with Paula Abdul ... and NOBODY bid on it. Dagger!

The prize package included two first class tickets to Los Angeles, a $2,225 shopping spree and a backstage meeting with the American Idol judge. The proceeds were intended to go to multiple sclerosis charities, but the minimum asking price of $26,000 must have been too much. Fox pulled the auction off eBay after four days.

Although if you replace Paula Abdul with Jessica Alba, I'm taking out a 2nd freakin mortgage.

And yes, that is the worst picture of Paula Abdul available anywhere.


Paris Sleeps With Lindsay

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have decided to kiss and make up. From the New York Post's Page Six:

Lindsay Lohan is playing with fire. She's now decided to be best buds with her former nemesis Paris Hilton, and the two even had a sleepover in Las Vegas this weekend. On Saturday night, the terrible twosome arrived arm-in-arm to Michelle Trachtenberg's 21st birthday party at Tao and spent the night signing autographs for fans and whispering to each other. Then the ditzy duo retired to the $25,000-a- night Sky Villa at the Palms - for a naked pillow fight.

Ok so we added the word naked at the end there. But the pillow fight part was all NY Post.

** Waiting for the GooTube video of said footage **

In Case You Still Give a Shit About The OC

Here is a shot from a filming for The OC season 4 episode.

Adam Brody (Seth Cohen) + Steve-O (who is playing a US Marine, WTF?) + tequila = probably a tad amusing... especially once Seth Cohen is doing shots out of Steve-O's ass.

thx for the pic

Denise Richards' Kids Have Fleas

Denise Richards says she regularly sleeps with her five dogs - two Boston terriers named Lucy and Stella, Hank the French bulldog, Henry the pug and Tina the golden retriever. “I dress them up all the time [and] they sleep with me often,” Richards tells Animal Fair magazine. “The other night, I had both the kids and all the dogs in my bed. I didn’t sleep very well that night. I woke up with a kink in my neck.”

Sounds like a fucking zoo to me. Those poor kids. No wonder Charlie Sheen was out banging randoms. Who wants to sleep in a bed with 2 kids, 5 dogs and a crazy bitch?

Thanks for the story

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Funniest Borat Interview to Date

We're not going completely YouTube/Google Video crazy, trust us. But this recent Borat appearance on Jon Stewart's Daily Show is too good not to post. Enjoy!

K-Fed Gets Dissed Then Dropped - Part 3

... and the icing on the cake.

Monday, October 16, 2006

K-Fed Gets Dissed Then Dropped - Part 2

"... less talent than Paris Hilton"
"... you're with a dude who likes semen"
"... if K-Fed wasn't here, I'd be Spearing Britney"

This shit is freakin brilliant.

Click here for Part 3 and watch K-Fed get his sleaze-ass dropped.

K-Fed Gets Dissed Then Dropped - Part 1

Part 1 of 3.

Kevin Federline makes a guest appearance on WWE Monday Night Raw in L.A.

The funniest part about this 1st video is that Kevin Federline is introduced as "an A-lister".

Click here for Part 2 !

Click here for Part 2 !

Lindsay Shows Off Her Balls

Lindsay Lohan either has some big 'ol downstairs lips or she's got a set of nuts.

You be the judge.

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Thanks for the pic.