Who Had The Shittiest Day - Paris or Lindsay?

This is a bit ironic, considering the two are rumored to hate each other's guts.

On the same day that Paris Hilton was arrested for a DUI, Lindsay Lohan was robbed today at London's Heathrow airport.

Returning from her recent trip to Venice, Lohan's Hermes Birkin bag, containing her asthma medication and a "quantity of jewelry," was stolen.

Lindsay's publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, says, "Lindsay is begging for the return of the items," Sloane says. "She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back."

A source close to the theft indicates Lohan's stolen valuables may be worth over $1 million.

Lindsay had her purse stolen (well, she left it somewhere) a few years ago and somebody found a small bag of coke inside. It's alleged she paid the person a few thousand dollars to return it and to never talk about the incident. I wonder what was in this Hermes bag. Today is definitely a shitty day to be a rich, spoiled, bitch of a celeb.