Cooterpunch Crew Kidnapped?

I'm not quite sure what happened to the boys, but I haven't heard from them since early Friday morning, mumbling something about having inside information on Nicole Richie's rehab stint and how one of them was recently tagged with a rash 'down there' after Lindsay Lohan demanded him to put it in her bad place... since then, they've disappeared. We'll keep you updated on their whereabouts and hopefully they'll turn up somewhere soon and get us our news back!

- Vick