Not only did the cutie dump that pussy Joel Madden, she also got her enormous fake teeth fixed!
She looks so much better now.
Of course not as good as "slightly chubby Hilary" from a few years back, but we'll take it.
So here's to you, newly single, fixed grill girl of the day.
Thanks CelebBitchy for the pic
You read that shit right.
Jessica.
Simpson.
Sex.
Tape.
Fuck a Britney and K-Fed tape. This right here has us doing backflips.
According to FemaleFirst, the tape was made while Jessica was married to ex-husband Nick Lachey.
The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.
Good God.
If this is true, I seriously might explode into flames.
Didn't see this one coming!
In today's Not-So-Surprising News - TMZ is reporting that after just 4 months of marriage (and like 12 different ceremonies), Pam Anderson is filing for a divorce from husband Kid Rock.
She's claiming he beat the crap out of her.
Really?
Is that what happens when you drink all day and are completely bored with life?
It's a shame there were no warning signs for Pam to see or anything...
We love when celebs look like shit. It makes us feel normal and better about ourselves.
So thanks to Star magazine for helping boost our egos and helping make us all feel a little better about ourselves by posting these trifling pictures in your latest rag. (and thx to PopBytes for posting)
*click to enlarge*
Not that we were ever big on reporting Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan news in the first place, but now it's just fucking stupid.
If you check out PerezHilton.com, you'll see a damn soap opera brewing between Lohan, Paris and Paris' new fuck-buddy, Britney Spears.
Something about throwing drinks on each other, calling one of them a cunt and all sorts of high school drama. Sounds pretty intense, right? This was all just in the past few days.
Fast forward to today, the same site has a picture of all 3 whores, sitting in a car together, taken just last night.
If I was a flaming celeb gossip reporter who took myself somewhat seriously, I would feel like a complete tool for getting giggly like a schoolgirl and dedicating all of my time to this "feud" only to see them hanging out together the next day. How legit does that make you?
And this is why we will not be updating you on the latest Lohan/Paris drama. We'd rather give you more important stories. News that matters, like... ummmmmm......
yeah we have no idea.
CityRag posted a sickening collage of recent Carrot Top pictures which simply cannot be ignored.
This guy is the new Michael Jackson.
What the fuck did he do to his face?! Years of steroid abuse? Botched cosmetic surgeries? AIDS?
In this week's "Not Surprising At All" news - the National Enquirer is reporting that an out-of-control Lindsay Lohan overdosed on a deadly cocktail of cocaine and painkillers on Nov. 12. A doctor raced to Hollywood's Chateau Marmont after a friend of the 20-year-old actress found her unconscious in a drug-filled hotel room.
Although the doctor was able to revive the hard-partying star, he was horrified to discover a "stash of cocaine and a pile of prescription drugs" in the room, an insider told The ENQUIRER exclusively. The doctor flushed the cocaine down the toilet and bagged up seven different prescription drugs, according to the insider.
"The doctor insisted, 'This girl had a serious drug overdose. She has to go into a hospital and then into rehab.'" Lindsay refused to be treated at a hospital or enter rehab.
Ok, so it's the National Enquirer, but this might be the most believable story ever printed by the rag.
Ooh Lindsay. So sad. Except not at all.
These things just seem to get bigger and bigger with each and every picture we see of her... and that's a damn good thing. We'd love to rest our head on these big, fluffy funbags for about 12 straight days.
Thanks Egotastic.com for the pic!
I may be incorrect here, but I believe this is a first!
Even if its not, it needs to be posted, shared, admired and loved!! Thank you Britney and thank you Mr. Photographer.
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