Since our last "WTF happened to Jessica Simpson's face?" moment last year, things have been steadily going downhill for the one time hottie.
In this picture taken over the weekend, Jessica Simpson looks more like Carmen Electra... if Carmen Electra had a penis and was injecting herself with steroids.
You read that shit right.
Jessica.
Simpson.
Sex.
Tape.
Fuck a Britney and K-Fed tape. This right here has us doing backflips.
According to FemaleFirst, the tape was made while Jessica was married to ex-husband Nick Lachey.
The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.
Good God.
If this is true, I seriously might explode into flames.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a hot 26 year old girl, lying on a bed in an inviting position while daddy holds the camera and tells you to "show a bit more skin" and "look like you want it!"...
Thanks ImNotObsessed for the pic
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Jessica Simpson has been spreading the word that she'll be playing opposite Luke Wilson in Blonde Ambition, but it looks like no one told Jessica that's not going to happen. According to MSNBC, Wilson's people are trying to slow down the rumors, and others say Wilson has absolutely no interest in working with Simpson.
In September, Jessica lamented that she was "preparing myself" for the inevitable November tabloid covers that would link her to Wilson when she starts filming a role as his love interest in "Blonde Ambition." And just last week, she told Jimmy Kimmel, "I’m going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called 'Blonde Ambition!'"
But a rep for Wilson told Star, "This project is in talks." What's more, a source told the tab, "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson."
The insider suggests that the star's manager dad Joe Simpson has been exaggerating prospects for the flick. "Joe is telling Jessica he’s getting big stars," says the source. "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It's such a joke. He’s been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."
Does Jessica realize that she is now considered BOX OFFICE POISON? Seriously, her father needs to stop whoring out his daughter and his daughter needs a new freakin manager.
If you thought Part 1 of 'WTF Happened to Jessica Simpson's Face?' was scary, take a look at these 2 pictures of the once-smoking-hot star taken just yesterday.
We seriously have no idea what is causing this horrendous transformation, but it must stop immediately! ... on second thought, it would be kind of fun to see her turn into a new species.
According to sources who've had recent dealings with him, Joe Simpson (father of Jessica and Ashlee) has a tight working arrangement with WireImage, the mega-agency and wire service that rules the red-carpet at nearly every high-profile event in the western hemisphere. On several occasions, a camera-wielding Simpson has gone toe-to-toe with other snappers for shots of his own daughters, then approved only his own images for distribution through WireImage. At other times, he has provided the agency with exclusive (and even racy) shots of his daughters on family getaways or in other putatively private moments.
Needless to say, other photographers aren't happy. One recalled being invited to cover an event sponsored by Jessica's record label, Epic, only to find her shots blocked again and again by Joe and his Nikon. "I thought it was really odd that he was always in my way, since I was the one who was paid to be there shooting," she says. Though the freelancer did manage to get some clean shots, Joe's were the only ones WireImage deemed worthy of being distributed.
How lucrative is Simpson's sideline? Hard to say; he didn't return Radar's calls, and neither did WireImage co-founder Kevin Mazur. It's thus unclear, for instance, whether WireImage pays Simpson only for the photos he takes—which are credited to Simpson on the WireImage site—or whether he receives a cut of all images of Jessica or Ashlee the agency sells. The latter arrangement would explain why, according to sources, Simpson has tried to bar other agencies from press events.
W T F ? Between talking about his daughter's breasts and always sniffing during interviews, Joe Simpson is out of control. And this guy was a preacher? OK. And I have 2 cocks.
Bam Margera was on Howard Stern this morning where he finally admitted to sleeping with Jessica Simpson... while she was still married to Nick Lachey.
A summary, taken from The Stern Fan Network during this morning's show:
- He just confirmed it again said it was 3AM when it happened.
- He just said that she looked great naked. She had a personal trainer during the movie and was in top shape
- Howard got an email from Jimmy Pop saying that Bam called him after banging Jessica to say she's in the bathroom taking an after fuck pee.
- Bam's girlfriend called into a Philly radio station the day she found out about her boyfriend banging Jessica, bitching about how Bam had the nerve to cheat on her with Jessica Simpson, a married woman
- He spent the night and left at 8AM
SCORE!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words...
DON'T MAKE A LEFT JESS!
Pardon us for our recent Jessica Simpson orgy, but she's been appearing on just about every talk show lately so I feel inclined to include as many pictures as I can from those appearances.
For now, a shot of Jessica showing off her intimate things on The View.
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