Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

You say our love
Is like dynamite
Open your eyes
'Cause it's like fire and ice
Well you're killing me
Your love's a guillotine
Why don't you just set me freeeeeee

What's up hookers and hookettes?!

We hope you had a great week. And you know that when we ring in the weekend, we come correct. This Friday, no exception. Happy Girl on Girl Friday peoples!

It was a busy week, even without much updating. Beyonce's little spill seemed to be pulled from just about every site, including ours. But we backed up the video just before it was yanked and have been hosting it since. We still watch it a few times a day for a good laugh. And it looks like a crapload of you might've loved watching it more than we did. That shit is funny!

So thanks for the love and support. We've received lots of feedback recently and we love it! Keep it coming. Cooterpunch loves you more than your mom.

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

And I'm back on the reef,
where I throw my net out into the sea.
All the fine hinas come swimming to me.
They hold me and they promise me things.
And when the tides high I cry like a little baby.
Don't give me no right kind a love no Sunday morning.
I don't want no puppy loving.

Oooooh hell yes! What's up hookers and hookettes?!? Hope you had a good week.

We're here to kick off your weekend the best way. Happy Girl on Girl Friday! Have an excellent weekend and thanks for stopping by.

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

'Cause the walls started shakin,
The earth was quakin,
My mind was achin',
And we were makin' it and you...

What's up hookers and hookettes?!?

Hope you've had a good week. If you're on the East coast, you might have actually melted by now. It's been insanely hot! And since today is Friday, we plan on adding to the heat baby. Happy Girl on Girl Friday!!!

We hope you have one hell of a weekend! Thanks for stopping by.

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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

Out on the streets,
that's where we'll meet
You make the night,
I always cross the line
Tightened our belts,
abuse ourselves
Get in our way,
we'll put you on your shelf

Heeeey what's up hookers and hookettes!

We hope you've been having an excellent holiday week so far. Friday couldn't have come sooner. And of course, we like to ring in the weekend with style the only way we know how.

Happy Girl on Girl Friday to our peoples!!! We love you guys. Keep the emails coming. We love hearing from you!

Anyway, have one hell of a weekend everyone and thanks for stopping by!

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

I got her and her sister in...
that white Benz,
dyke twins,
I ain't gonna lie they only fives
but together they ten’s
And would I do 'em again?
Hmmm, hmmm?
It’s like old folks pissin cuz it all depends

What's up hookers and hookettes? It's been too long since we welcomed in the weekend with a healthy dose of Girl on Girl Friday. We've been getting spanked with emails asking what the deal is. So we decided not to leave you hanging much longer.

Have a great Friday peoples and an excellent freakin weekend. Te amamos mucho!!

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

Wake up in the morning,
clock says half past one
I have no sunglasses
As I step into the sun
There's no recollection
of the evil things I've done
My head feels like I must've had some fun

Ok so it's been a slow week here. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. BUT, hopefully you still love us... even a little bit? You do know today is Girl on Girl Friday, right? Ahh, there we go. Much better!

Have an excellent holiday weekend everyone, thanks for stopping by and Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

If I could bottle my hopes in a store bought scent
They'd be nutmeg peach and they'd pay the rent
And I'd ride a horse, and I'd teach a course
on how I got to be a star crossed pimp

Well holy crap.

We go away for a bit, come back, and it looks like you might've missed us jussst a bit. Ok, more than just a bit.

We had more hits this past week than we've ever had. Ever. Tens & tens of thousands of hits this week and damn it feels good! We know the love is there. We feel it in the emails we get everyday. Whether it's criticism or the always welcomed, "Hey! Love you guys. Love the site. Keep doin what you're doin" ; we love it all. And yes, we've heard your cries for a comments option... stay tuned.

Hey we almost forgot. Happy Girl on Girl Friday hookers and hookettes!! Have yourself one excellent weekend and thanks again for all the love & support. Make sure to let your friends know about Cooterpunch!

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get a break from the same old same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say


Ooh snap, lookie here. It, it... it looks like a Cooterpunch.com Girl on Girl Friday!

Damn straight hookers and hookettes. Happy Girl on Girl Friday from all of us to all of you. And while you likely thought we off'd ourselves months ago, we're still kickin it and we just want to take this opportunity to thank everyone who sent emails, asking what's up with the 'Punch and how much they miss us. So for you, we at least wanted to give you the Friday that you were used to looking forward to each week. Enjoy kids and have an excellent weekend.

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

I don't know where I'm goin'
But I sure know where I've been
Hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday.
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
but here I go again...

Yeah, so it's been a slow week here at Cooterpunch. But don't take that the wrong way. We still love you.

And to show our love and appreciation, we're hitting you with the best damn Friday celebration money can buy. Money? Ha! This shit's free. Happy Girl on Girl Friday!! And thank you all for the love and support you've shown Cooterpunch and keep the feedback coming. Have an excellent Friday and an even better weekend!