There was an auction on eBay to spend an entire day with Paula Abdul ... and NOBODY bid on it. Dagger!
The prize package included two first class tickets to Los Angeles, a $2,225 shopping spree and a backstage meeting with the American Idol judge. The proceeds were intended to go to multiple sclerosis charities, but the minimum asking price of $26,000 must have been too much. Fox pulled the auction off eBay after four days.
Although if you replace Paula Abdul with Jessica Alba, I'm taking out a 2nd freakin mortgage.
And yes, that is the worst picture of Paula Abdul available anywhere.