I never thought Jackass: Number Two would be as funny, let alone funnier, than the first. Holy shit was I wrong. Jackass Number Two is the funniest movie I've ever seen. Maybe that's unfair since there've been "real" movies that are insanely funny. But I can honestly say I've never laughed harder in my entire life. I nearly pissed myself... at least 3 times.
Suicide Girls has a story on Jackie Chan's former career as a porn star. Well, not really a star since he only appeared in one flick, but porn nonetheless. It was a 1975 porn titled "All in the Family", which I guess had to do with incest.
The only reason this was just admitted by Chan was because some guy, obviously a big porn fan, tipped off the Hong Kong media after watching the film.
And while most celebs would try to deny it was them or play it off, Chan was pretty honest about his role at the time -
"I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don't think it's a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies. The porn movie at that time was more conservative than the current films," Chan said.
For a couple of screenshots from the movie, click here.
If you have a problem with shady bastards breaking into your house, here's one sure-fire way to keep them out - keep a collection of severed heads on display.
Burglars in Vienna opted for a speedy getaway after they found eight severed human heads when breaking into the basement of an apartment building, Austrian police said Friday.
A dentist had stored the mummified heads, which he used for research, in a chest in the basement. Burglars stumbled upon the collection when they broke in, police said.
"The burglars were looking for loot when they discovered the heads," said a spokeswoman for Austrian police. "From what it looks like, they just left them lying and bolted away."
Austrian authorities said they were investigating whether there had been a breach of the regulations for storing research materials.
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This is kind of creepy.
A jeweler has an idea for the ultimate reminder for men - a wedding ring that heats up about 24 hours before the anniversary occurs.
I don't know if I'm for or against this idea. Once you start putting things like this into a wedding band, it opens the flood gates for other ideas... like GPS. I don't want my wife knowing that when I went to the titty bar last night, my wedding ring was stashed in my sock drawer.
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Steve-O pissed on the red carpet for his Jackass: Number 2 premiere last night in Los Angeles. It's not the first time he's pissed on a red carpet. I guess that's his thing now. The dirty fucker loves attention, recently telling Howard Stern that the only reason he was hanging out with Nicole Richie earlier this summer was to get in the tabloids. I won't lie, the dude cracks me up, but I would never want to hang out with the sick bastard. For the other 20% of this picture, check out DListed.
Part 1 of our Anorexia Kills picture moment with Kate Bosworth, featured an E.T.-like sternum and, what we believed to be, a breast. This latest picture, with now-ex-boyfriend Orlando Bloom, resembles a corpse crossing the street. Seriously, doesn't it look like a swift wind would just turn this bitch into a pile of dust?
EDIT - this before/after picture just popped up on PerezHilton. So sad :(
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For fans of the hit show Nip/Tuck, don't say we didn't give you the heads up on this one.
Rosie O'Donnell will be playing a special guest role on an episode of the show. O'Donnell told "Access Hollywood" that the director tried to shoot around a tube-top that they made her wear. But the director kept yelling "cut" because a bit of the tube-top could be seen in the shot.
So, Rosie fixed the situation by pulling down the top.
O'Donnell said McMahon, who plays plastic surgeon Dr. Christian Troy on the show, looked down and told her "nice boobs," adding, "but he was so nice." O'Donnell said she would "love to do that show again and again and again."
O'Donnell's episode of "Nip/Tuck" airs Oct. 3. She plays a woman who has just won $381 million in a Powerball lottery and goes to the South Beach plastic surgery practice for her whole family.
And we'll make sure NOT to TiVo that episode.
A few days ago, we told you of a new energy drink called Cocaine. In our opinion - Brilliant.
Well it looks like there's a remedy for those who get hooked on the Cocaine. Introducing - Rehab, the drink! We shit you not. This picture of attention whore Lindsay Lohan was not photoshopped in any way.
All we need to create now is "Daddy Didn't Love Me" in a can and Miss Lohan would make us gazillionaires!
Some Guiness spilt on the bar floor
When the pub was shut for the night,
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight,
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat,
And all the night you could hear him roar
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"
Happy Girl on Girl Friday everyone and thank you all for the love and support. Keep the emails/feedback coming and have an excellent weekend.
"OJ told me he just finished a bloody mary before we took this."
"My run in with OJ in the Bahamas"
"He ran off pretty quickly as soon as my friend's mom yelled, 'You took a picture with a murderer!"
"By the way OJ, did you kill your wife? Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that was a sensitive subject."
