Nicole Richie + Crystal Meth = Duh

Nicole Richie was photographed outside the West Hollywood Recovery Center earlier this week.

The pictures are said to be from September 27th, Wednesday - the same day Crystal Meth Anonymous meetings are held there.

It’s long been rumored that Richie’s notorious stylist, Rachel Zoe, keeps her clients thin by serving as their drug dealer. Nicole may indeed be telling the truth that she doesn’t have an eating disorder, and her thin frame could be evidence of another addiction entirely.

At least it all makes sense now. But still pretty fucking sad. Crack is wack bitch... and so is crystal meth. Just look what it did to Fergie's face.

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What to do if You Look Like Tom Cruise? Steal Drugs From Homes!

If Tom Cruise knocked on your door and asked for some Valium, you wouldn't think twice about hooking him up, right?

Well this guy had the same idea in mind, because according to this article, the suspect has gone to real estate open houses and torn apart medicine cabinets and drawers for the homeowner's prescriptions.

The suspect was described as being about 5 feet 9 inches tall, weighing 180 pounds, with short, dark hair. In two instances, he was driving a dark blue pickup truck with equipment in the back.

The article forgot to mention that the suspect actually is Tom Cruise.

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