CooterPunch: 2006-10-08

Friday, October 13, 2006

Borat Speaks in Amsterdam

The worldwide publicity tour continues for funny mofo Sacha Baron Cohen and his upcoming film Borat, as he spoke (in character of course) at the Cine Expo yesterday. Enjoy. I LIKE!

I Wish He Was MY Governor!

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"Smile for dee kahmera and I'll poot my fingah right in dehr"

thx RadarOnline

You Should Find a New Career When...

As if shit can't get any worse for former D-Lister Tara Reid, her latest movie is heading straight to.... not DVD.... but straight to the internet. Dagger!

The film, titled Incubus, will be released by AOL Red beginning October 31st.

INCUBUS, the story of six teenagers who break into what they think is an abandoned factory to seek shelter. they quickly find themselves trapped and realize too late that they are not alone. suspended in a triple locked shatter proof clear cube attached to an observation room is a coma patient obviously being tested and experimented on. the bizarre sleeper and his horrific powers hold the key to their escape and ultimately their survival.

watch the incubus trailer (.mov 6.3mb)

Thx PopBytes for the story

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no Bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

Holy shit, it's Friday! And Cooterpunch is here to celebrate the only way we know how - Girl on Girl Friday. Have a great weekend folks and thank you all oh so much for the love and support. Keep the feedback coming, spread the word and Happy Girl on Girl Friday bitches and bitchettes!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Elton John Takes it up the Ass

Sir Elton John makes his mark at Walt Disney Studios in Burbank, Calif., on Monday, where the singer was honored as a "Disney Legend" by getting bent over and banged by a statue of Walt Disney. The singer has a long history with the Mouse's house, writing music for The Lion King and Aida.

Check out Mickey Mouse encouraging his daddy.

Thanks for the pic People

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Jamie Foxx's Spray-On Wig

Poor vain and insecure Jamie Foxx with his spray-on wig. He looks like such a fucking retard with his helmet on.

Thanks Concrete Loop

Umm Sorry Jess, That's Not Going to Happen

Jessica Simpson has been spreading the word that she'll be playing opposite Luke Wilson in Blonde Ambition, but it looks like no one told Jessica that's not going to happen. According to MSNBC, Wilson's people are trying to slow down the rumors, and others say Wilson has absolutely no interest in working with Simpson.

In September, Jessica lamented that she was "preparing myself" for the inevitable November tabloid covers that would link her to Wilson when she starts filming a role as his love interest in "Blonde Ambition." And just last week, she told Jimmy Kimmel, "I’m going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called 'Blonde Ambition!'"

But a rep for Wilson told Star, "This project is in talks." What's more, a source told the tab, "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson."

The insider suggests that the star's manager dad Joe Simpson has been exaggerating prospects for the flick. "Joe is telling Jessica he’s getting big stars," says the source. "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It's such a joke. He’s been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."

Does Jessica realize that she is now considered BOX OFFICE POISON? Seriously, her father needs to stop whoring out his daughter and his daughter needs a new freakin manager.

We're also guessing that Papa Joe told Jess to wear this shirt (above) for the paparrazzi. "No sweetie, I can't see through it, it's fine."

thanks to EgoTastic for the story

WTF Happened to Al Pacino's Face?

He looks like a malnourished, sun-scarred old woman! Was Scarface really THAT long ago?

Thanks PerezHilton for the picture

Paris & Nicole Kiss, Make Up, Visit the Dead

The 2 smartest girls on the earth have kissed and made up.

That's right, Paris and Nicole are buds again. They were first spotted together a few days ago and now comes word that they're being forced to work together for next season's The Simple Life, so they figured they might as well bury the hatchet and get used to each other again.

Their most recent outing together was to a cemetery and McDonalds. Seriously. View the video here.

P.S. - does Nicole look like death in the first picture?

Monday, October 09, 2006

Lost Spoiler or Rape?

Is this a spoiler for an upcoming episode of Lost or is it just a candid shot of hobbit Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly dry humping on a beach in Hawaii?

We'll go with the latter.

It's also being rumored the two are planning a 2007 summer wedding. Yawwwwn.