Fake Celebrity Mugshots

Hillary Duff

CityRag just posted some pictures of a recent Worth1000.com Photoshop contest which has users taking celeb pictures and putting them into a mugshot. Much more fun than the real-deals on TheSmokingGun.com

Some of my personal faves (click to enlarge):

Kramer

Tom Cruise

Victoria Beckham

Mini-Me Vern Troyer

The rest available here

Katie the Giant or Tom the Midget?

We've seen this recent picture of Creepy Tom Cruise and Hostage Katie Holmes floating around the internet for a week or so now and figured it had to be posted here. It's just too weird to ignore anymore.

What a cute couple!

Cool Candid Celeb Shots

Here is a link to a pretty cool Flickr photo set containing older pictures of candid celeb shots.

Madonna 1990

A young and not-so-gay looking Tom Cruise

Thanks CityRag

Suri Alien Cruise to Finally be Revealed

Crazy Tom Cruise and hostage wife... I mean, fiance... I mean, beard... Katie Holmes plan to show off their baby Suri in the new issue of Vanity Fair tomorrow.

And unlike Brad & Angelina, who sold their baby daughter's pictures and donated the money to charity, something tells us crazy Tom and hostage Katie will need all the money they can get.

Vanity Fair was obviously the high bidder in the Suri picture sweepstakes. Not that anyone even cares anymore.

source

(Update - Suri is now available for the world to see here)

Celeb Mags Are Out Of Their Minds

Some of these celebrity magazine stories kill me.

The Star magazine is reporting that Katie Holmes is plotting her "escape" from Tom Cruise. Ok, so that's somewhat believeable.

But they take it from "somewhat believeable" to "completely fucking retarded" by tossing in this little tidbit -

I realize there's a ton of competition out there with these mags, but c'mon. Escape by helicopter? Umm, how about Katie just grab the car keys and tell Tom, "Peace out bitch!"

What to do if You Look Like Tom Cruise? Steal Drugs From Homes!

If Tom Cruise knocked on your door and asked for some Valium, you wouldn't think twice about hooking him up, right?

Well this guy had the same idea in mind, because according to this article, the suspect has gone to real estate open houses and torn apart medicine cabinets and drawers for the homeowner's prescriptions.

The suspect was described as being about 5 feet 9 inches tall, weighing 180 pounds, with short, dark hair. In two instances, he was driving a dark blue pickup truck with equipment in the back.

The article forgot to mention that the suspect actually is Tom Cruise.

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unShocking News of the Day - Tom Cruise gets fired

No real shocker here. Paramount has fired Tom Cruise after 14 years of business together, because of the nutjob's off-screen antics.