What to do if You Look Like Tom Cruise? Steal Drugs From Homes!

If Tom Cruise knocked on your door and asked for some Valium, you wouldn't think twice about hooking him up, right?

Well this guy had the same idea in mind, because according to this article, the suspect has gone to real estate open houses and torn apart medicine cabinets and drawers for the homeowner's prescriptions.

The suspect was described as being about 5 feet 9 inches tall, weighing 180 pounds, with short, dark hair. In two instances, he was driving a dark blue pickup truck with equipment in the back.

The article forgot to mention that the suspect actually is Tom Cruise.

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