Showing posts with label nicole richie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nicole richie. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Nicole Richie Sees Herself in 30 Years


DListed posted this pic of Nicole Richie and her crystal meth dealer friend/stylist, Rachel Zoe.

Nicole Richie looks into the future and sees an image of herself in 30 years. Because Rachel Zoe is like 50, right? Poor fug bitches.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Paris & Nicole Kiss, Make Up, Visit the Dead


The 2 smartest girls on the earth have kissed and made up.

That's right, Paris and Nicole are buds again. They were first spotted together a few days ago and now comes word that they're being forced to work together for next season's The Simple Life, so they figured they might as well bury the hatchet and get used to each other again.

Their most recent outing together was to a cemetery and McDonalds. Seriously. View the video here.

P.S. - does Nicole look like death in the first picture?



Friday, September 29, 2006

Nicole Richie + Crystal Meth = Duh


Nicole Richie was photographed outside the West Hollywood Recovery Center earlier this week.

The pictures are said to be from September 27th, Wednesday - the same day Crystal Meth Anonymous meetings are held there.

It’s long been rumored that Richie’s notorious stylist, Rachel Zoe, keeps her clients thin by serving as their drug dealer. Nicole may indeed be telling the truth that she doesn’t have an eating disorder, and her thin frame could be evidence of another addiction entirely.

At least it all makes sense now. But still pretty fucking sad. Crack is wack bitch... and so is crystal meth. Just look what it did to Fergie's face.

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

We're Not Asking The Right Questions!


Earlier this week, fat ass Nicole Richie posted on her MySpace blog -

Contrary to CNN's false accusations, I did not check myself into an eating disorder rehab. I dont know why or how this rumor started, but i am home, in LA, and very happy. I do not have an eating disorder, and I don't know how many times I have to say it. Ive repeated myself so many times, I feel like a broken record. Who ever started this rumor is evil and mean, but its not true. I am happy, and healthy, and living my life.

What CNN should have reported is that Nicole Richie has 3 waters for breakfast, a shot of heroin for lunch and 3 lines of coke for dinner... and if she's in the mood for dessert, she chows down a handful of Ex-Lax. Let's see her deny that!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Nicole Richie might die any day now


I don't even know what to say here except WHAT THE FUCK ?