Celeb Mags Are Out Of Their Minds

Some of these celebrity magazine stories kill me.

The Star magazine is reporting that Katie Holmes is plotting her "escape" from Tom Cruise. Ok, so that's somewhat believeable.

But they take it from "somewhat believeable" to "completely fucking retarded" by tossing in this little tidbit -

I realize there's a ton of competition out there with these mags, but c'mon. Escape by helicopter? Umm, how about Katie just grab the car keys and tell Tom, "Peace out bitch!"