A priest in west Africa took his beliefs a bit too far and died while trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
I don't know if re-enacting stories from the Bible is such a good idea. But I'm sure it's challenging.
In fact, I don't have shit to do tomorrow... I'm thinking about parting a sea... or if I have enough time, building a big ass boat and snatching up 2 of every animal species on the planet.
THE Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, is dead.
He was killed in a freak accident in Cairns, police sources said today.
It is understood he was killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest.
He was swimming off the Low Isles at Port Douglas filming an underwater documentary when the tragedy occured.
Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality this morning at Batt Reef off Port Douglas.
Irwin's body is being flown to Cairns.
It is believed his American-born wife Terri is trekking on Cradle Mountain in Tasmania and, as of today, has yet to be told of her husband's death. The couple has 2 children.
Wow, what a shitty way to go out. We figured he'd go out in true style, like getting his head ripped off by a 12 foot crocodile or something.
