A priest in west Africa took his beliefs a bit too far and died while trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
I don't know if re-enacting stories from the Bible is such a good idea. But I'm sure it's challenging.
In fact, I don't have shit to do tomorrow... I'm thinking about parting a sea... or if I have enough time, building a big ass boat and snatching up 2 of every animal species on the planet.
See it?? That's him! Jesus Christ is hanging out with a 7-month old baby.
Thanks to ultrasound, a modern miracle that Jesus himself created, we are able to see JC hovering above little baby Joseph. Joseph? Ooh what a coincidence!
You see, after the mother discovered Christ kickin' it in her womb, she decided to name her son Joseph. Which, I guess is an upgrade over the name they had originally picked out, Dumpy (I looked at the couple's picture and kinda put 2 and 2 together on that one)
