Showing posts with label janet jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label janet jackson. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Janet Jackson Begs Japan to Buy Her CD

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Janet Jackson's latest CD is selling fairly poorly here in the U.S.

So Janet goes to Tokyo to promote the CD, dressed in a traditional Japanese kimono. Bitch will do anything to kiss some ass and sell some CD's! Next stop - Zimbabwe, Africa where she'll appear topless with barbells through her nipples!

Great, now I'm having Superbowl performance flashbacks.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Janet Jackson Engaged to Gollum?


Janet Jackson gives partygoers something to talk about this week – that dazzling canary diamond ring on her left hand – at the album release party for 20 Y.O. in New York City.

So is she engaged to beau Jermaine Dupri, who was with her last night at the club Room Service? Her rep says no, but when asked about the ring, Jackson responded: "That’s what they’re saying!"

Hmmmmm...... sounds like the real deal to us.
At least Jermaine gives hope to creepy trolls everywhere.



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Monday, September 18, 2006

Janet Jackson to Freak Us Out Again


Janet Jackson is set to weird us out again with her 40-year-old fugly breasts.

Janet appears bare-breasted in her new video for the single “So Excited.” Although nipples are never clearly visible, Jackson’s clothes disappear in a number of shots, and she quickly reaches up to cover her bare breasts.

What's this chick's obsession with her tits? Seriously. Does she not realize she's old and not everyone wants to see her half nakie anymore unless she's photoshopped?

Meanwhile, Jackson is saying that she’s never seen herself as sexy, and blames older brother Michael for her issues with her body.

“My brother Michael used to tease me,” Janet Jackson tells the new issue of Giant. “We’re very close, but he was very adamant about the way I looked, the way I should look. He thought my butt was too big. Maybe he wasn’t completely happy with himself, so he put it on me? I’m just guessing here, but looking back now, I know that in adolescence your body changes, and he would always tease people left and right about something. When his own body started to change … he became a lot more introverted.”

Gotta give her props for shitting on Michael in that quote though. Nice work Janet. But keep a bit to the imagination for us. Please?

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