Sunday, October 01, 2006

Rough Day at Work

Below is from the police blotter -

An employee at a fast food restaurant said that a man and a woman were in the backseat of a black Oldsmobile that was driven by another man and they ordered food. The employee said the man and woman were having sex.

The employee told the driver to pull to the front of the business because of a mistake in the order. The employee stepped out of the business and handed a bag to the woman. The woman then said that he touched her breast. The naked man exited the car and attacked the employee. The employee tried to run into the business, but the man followed him and punched him in the eye.

The man was lying on the ground with his body half inside and half outside, causing the door of the business to be open. The man stood up, went into the business and stumbled several times as he walked toward the bathroom. The officer made contact with the man who smelled like alcohol and had slurred speech. The man was arrested.

And you thought your job sucked. It's bad enough having to work a fast food drive-thru window, but when you get the beat down by some naked dude, you might want to look into other career opportunities.