Thursday, August 17, 2006

'Hybrid Mutant' Animal Thing Found Dead in Maine

This strange looking beast was found dead on the side of a road in Maine over this past weekend.

Which is kind of sad because maybe if he would've stuck around longer, scientists could have used some DNA from the creature to create a female. They could have later mated and made many, many more of these kick ass looking animals.

This creature was a sort of urban legend for decades and only a few have actually seen it until now. "It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," a resident told a local newspaper. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it." For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County have reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous cries and eyes that glow in the night.

Tell me that doesn't sound bad ass?

The only downer was that this thing enjoyed killing dogs. The animal has been blamed for attacking and killing a Doberman pinscher and a Rottweiler the past couple of years. So it was only fitting it died while chasing a freakin cat (hit by a car was the cause of death)

Full story here