Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Another Stupid Robber Gets Pummeled

I seem to be hooked on these foiled robbery stories.

Last night in Utah, some moron walked into a 7-11 store and asked for a carton of cigarettes. Instead of handing the nice cashier payment for the cigarettes, he instead took the carton and proceeded to exit the store.

When the clerk followed the man outside and told him to stop, he turned around and punched her in the face. Bad move.

Just as this dick face was about to punch the clerk again, a bad ass ex-marine / martial arts trainer came to the rescue. He grabbed the cooter rag, threw him on the ground, put his hands behind his back, sat on him and waited for the cops to come.

The ex-marine / hero was actually standing in back of the robber in line when he tried to steal the cigarrettes. Now call me a genius, but if I ever decided to rob a 7-11, I'd make pretty damn sure there was nobody else in the store... well, maybe execpt for a blind old lady or something.