Pics of Lindsay Lohan snorting coke

In today's not-so-shocking news - Lindsay Lohan is a coke whore! Sure we've said it in the past, but here's proof!

News of the World not only posted these pics from a video of Lohan snorting some blow in the bathroom, but also talks about how she's flying to NY to fuck Jude Law, among other fun things:

LINDSAY Lohan, fresh from rehab, has been pictured taking part in a marathon cocaine binge.

Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.

Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law."

Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

The friend added: "Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either.

"She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.

"I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

"I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

"One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

More pics below.

Gasoline, Cement... How Cocaine is Made

Mmm!!

Cityrag posted this tasty video of cocaine being made.

Just makes ya wanna go snort a fat line, doesn't it?

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Rosie O'Donnell Blows a Snot Rocket

We first reported on Cocaine, the energy drink, a few weeks ago.

Since that time, the hype has been spreading faster than Lindsay Lohan's gonorrhea.

Today on The View, the four most annoying women on the planet took a few minutes to discuss this new drink.

Rosie O'Donnell thought it would be cute to snort the drink. Unfortunately for Rosie, the producers of the show forgot to tell her that the drink contains cayenne peppers as an ingredient. Enjoy this video as Rosie snorts the liquid from the can, sticks a finger up her nose then blows a snot rocket onto the stage. High comedy!

We're Not Asking The Right Questions!

Earlier this week, fat ass Nicole Richie posted on her MySpace blog -

Contrary to CNN's false accusations, I did not check myself into an eating disorder rehab. I dont know why or how this rumor started, but i am home, in LA, and very happy. I do not have an eating disorder, and I don't know how many times I have to say it. Ive repeated myself so many times, I feel like a broken record. Who ever started this rumor is evil and mean, but its not true. I am happy, and healthy, and living my life.

What CNN should have reported is that Nicole Richie has 3 waters for breakfast, a shot of heroin for lunch and 3 lines of coke for dinner... and if she's in the mood for dessert, she chows down a handful of Ex-Lax. Let's see her deny that!

Rehab in a Can?

A few days ago, we told you of a new energy drink called Cocaine. In our opinion - Brilliant.

Well it looks like there's a remedy for those who get hooked on the Cocaine. Introducing - Rehab, the drink! We shit you not. This picture of attention whore Lindsay Lohan was not photoshopped in any way.

All we need to create now is "Daddy Didn't Love Me" in a can and Miss Lohan would make us gazillionaires!

Get the scoop on drug addiction and alcohol addiction and even drug detox. The more you know about drug rehab, the less inclined you are to drug addiction.

Cocaine - the Energy Drink

The NY Post is reporting on a new energy drink that crashed runway parties last week, called Cocaine.

Its makers are billing it as "the legal alternative" to the white powder drug.

The drink's maker maintains that "doing Cocaine" - the beverage, that is - gives you a bigger and better high without the crash that other energy drinks cause.

They say a high hits you within five minutes, followed by a caffeine boost 15 minutes later. But hold on - the ride lasts five hours and the concoction is "350 percent stronger than Red Bull," they claim.

They argue that the effect is part chemical - this drink uses "simple" sugars that don't need to be broken down by the body to create a sugar buzz, and a much larger dose of vitamin B12 - and part psychological.

"When a person sees the name of the drink, some psychological effect happens and the person is already experiencing the energy buzz before they even open the can," speculates Cocaine inventor Jamey Kirby, whose company, Redux Beverages, is based in Las Vegas.

Learn about cocaine rehab and as well as crack cocaine rehab and other drug rehab programs. Drug rehab is important if you have a drug addiction.

"I can think of no other product except real cocaine that could have that effect on the public," he said.

Does it get you high?

Taste-testers say the drink, which tastes something like a "liquid cherry Jolly Rancher" candy, hits you hard.

"It does give you a little rush," said one sipper of Cocaine, which is slated to be sold in NYC nightclubs Mannahatta, Identity and Stereo, as well as groceries like West Side Gourmet, this Fall.

Kirby confessed that an ingredient was added to slightly numb the throat to add an oral sensation - much like cocaine does.

We did not make up that last sentence by the way.

Cooterpunch.com is a big fan of energy drinks. Our current favorite is sugar-free Sobe No Fear Adrenaline Rush. Caffeine, ginseng, guarana, vitamin B6 & B12? DELISH! But the name Cocaine has a much nicer ring to it. Can't wait until the stuff goes nationwide!