Not that there's anything wrong with being a hot 26 year old girl, lying on a bed in an inviting position while daddy holds the camera and tells you to "show a bit more skin" and "look like you want it!"...
Thanks ImNotObsessed for the pic
Jessica Simpson has been spreading the word that she'll be playing opposite Luke Wilson in Blonde Ambition, but it looks like no one told Jessica that's not going to happen. According to MSNBC, Wilson's people are trying to slow down the rumors, and others say Wilson has absolutely no interest in working with Simpson.
In September, Jessica lamented that she was "preparing myself" for the inevitable November tabloid covers that would link her to Wilson when she starts filming a role as his love interest in "Blonde Ambition." And just last week, she told Jimmy Kimmel, "I’m going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called 'Blonde Ambition!'"
But a rep for Wilson told Star, "This project is in talks." What's more, a source told the tab, "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson."
The insider suggests that the star's manager dad Joe Simpson has been exaggerating prospects for the flick. "Joe is telling Jessica he’s getting big stars," says the source. "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It's such a joke. He’s been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."
Does Jessica realize that she is now considered BOX OFFICE POISON? Seriously, her father needs to stop whoring out his daughter and his daughter needs a new freakin manager.
According to sources who've had recent dealings with him, Joe Simpson (father of Jessica and Ashlee) has a tight working arrangement with WireImage, the mega-agency and wire service that rules the red-carpet at nearly every high-profile event in the western hemisphere. On several occasions, a camera-wielding Simpson has gone toe-to-toe with other snappers for shots of his own daughters, then approved only his own images for distribution through WireImage. At other times, he has provided the agency with exclusive (and even racy) shots of his daughters on family getaways or in other putatively private moments.
Needless to say, other photographers aren't happy. One recalled being invited to cover an event sponsored by Jessica's record label, Epic, only to find her shots blocked again and again by Joe and his Nikon. "I thought it was really odd that he was always in my way, since I was the one who was paid to be there shooting," she says. Though the freelancer did manage to get some clean shots, Joe's were the only ones WireImage deemed worthy of being distributed.
How lucrative is Simpson's sideline? Hard to say; he didn't return Radar's calls, and neither did WireImage co-founder Kevin Mazur. It's thus unclear, for instance, whether WireImage pays Simpson only for the photos he takes—which are credited to Simpson on the WireImage site—or whether he receives a cut of all images of Jessica or Ashlee the agency sells. The latter arrangement would explain why, according to sources, Simpson has tried to bar other agencies from press events.
W T F ? Between talking about his daughter's breasts and always sniffing during interviews, Joe Simpson is out of control. And this guy was a preacher? OK. And I have 2 cocks.
