Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

Don't know what color your eyes are baby
But your hair is long and brown
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long
And you don't come from this town
My head is full of magic, baby
And I can share this with you
The feel I'm on top again, baby
That's got everything to do with you who hewww I'm ALIVE

Yeah yeah what's up hookers and hookettes!! We're here today for one reason and one reason only. To give you what you need. To give you what you've been waiting for all week. To present to you the reason why Friday is the absolute, greatest freakin day of the week. Happy Girl on Girl Friday!!

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WTF Happened to Meg Ryan's Face?

Our friends at Popbytes posted this latest shot of Meg Ryan from Star magazine and all we've got to say is WTF?!?

Britney Spears Cooter ... All The Cool Kids Are Doing It

We might as well join in on the fun that is Britney Spears and pics of her flappy lips, C-section scar, beaten up cooter / pussy.

I made 'em nice and small on the main page here so only click if you are not at work, around kids or near your girlfriend/wife.

Warning, the enlarged versions are a bit scary.

This Dogg Loves Him Some Jail

Snoop Dogg has been arrested for the third time in three months after police found weapons and narcotics in his vehicle during a roadside stop.

The 35-year-old was detained by police near Los Angeles yesterday after leaving the NBC studio where he'd taped a performance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.

Police spokesman Sergeant Kevin Grandalski said a search found marijuana, cocaine, a firearm and a false compartment in his car. The hip-hop star, real name Calvin Broadus, was booked, and bail was set at $60,000.

Last month the rapper was arrested on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession at the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank, California. In September Californian authorities discovered a collapsible baton in his bags as he boarded a New York-bound flight from John Wayne International Airport. He surrendered to police earlier this month to face charges of possessing a deadly weapon. In May, the rapper was cautioned by British police following his April arrest for affray at London's Heathrow airport.

Rich people confuse me.

If you're going to do coke, smoke weed and carry guns - do you have to carry all that shit around with you in public? You don't think cops follow ol' Snoop around, just waiting for him to slip up? Hey Snoop, real hardcore rappers have stash boxes in their cars. Time to look into that idea, you big dummy.

Oh and in case you were wondering - Yes, that is Snoop on stage with American Idol winner Taylor Hicks.

So gangsta.

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Wednesday's WTF Picture Moment - Christmas Edition

Nintendo Wii Brings out the Cursing in all of Us

It's been a while since we've shown our dorky side and talked videogames. But this past month was big for videogames.

Nintendo launched their next generation console called the Wii.

And Sony launched their next generation console called the Playstation 3.

We won't get into all of the details, the comparisons, etc. Just know this - the Nintendo Wii looks to be a whole buttload of fun with it's motion sensor controllers and gameplay.

In this video (thanks to our buddies at MaddenMania.com), you'll see daddy videotaping his young daughter while she swings the Wii stick, or in this case, the Wii golf club.

It's a damn cute video, up until the last few seconds where frustration turns into hilarity. Enjoy!

Borat Breaks up Pam and Kid Rock?

Following up on our Pam Anderson / Kid Rock divorce news - it looks like Kazakhstan's 4th most popular celebrity might have been the reason behind the recent split.

Quoting this news story -

The couple reportedly entered into a blazing row (British for argument) after watching BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN at a private screening together.

Onlookers claim Rock, real name BOB RICHIE, became enraged by his former BAYWATCH star wife's role in the spoof film - in which Borat, played by SACHA BARON COHEN, travels across America to get close to the blonde beauty. A close friend of the pair tells PageSix.com, "(Film producer) RON MEYER held a screening of Borat at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob. It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it. "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them." Anderson filed for divorce yesterday (27NOV06) after less than four months of marriage.

Whoa wah wee wuh! Lighten up BOB! Let's hope he's less dramatic during next week's private screening of the Pam and Tommy Lee tape.

Gasoline, Cement... How Cocaine is Made

Mmm!!

Cityrag posted this tasty video of cocaine being made.

Just makes ya wanna go snort a fat line, doesn't it?

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Why Didn't I Think of That?!

Our old buddy over at SpaceCaptain.org posted this and we had to share.

It's a vaccuum cleaner that you (well, not you, your kids) can ride! Freakin genius! Where do I get one? You know, for my nephew and stuff...

Our Girl of the Day - Hilary Duff

Not only did the cutie dump that pussy Joel Madden, she also got her enormous fake teeth fixed!

She looks so much better now.

Of course not as good as "slightly chubby Hilary" from a few years back, but we'll take it.

So here's to you, newly single, fixed grill girl of the day.

Thanks CelebBitchy for the pic