Showing posts with label matthew mcconaughey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label matthew mcconaughey. Show all posts

Monday, May 07, 2007

Matthew McConaughey is Still Crazy



Flynetonline.com posted these recent pictures of Matthew McConaughey, doing what he does best - working out with a gay headband and looking like he's from another planet.

We've posted Matthew McConaughey news in the past, mainly because the dude is just so freakin out there and insane.

It's good to see things haven't changed with the one time "World's Sexiest Man Alive"

"Sure, I'll let you put this many fingers up my ass"

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Matthew McConaughey's Secret Revealed


Curious as to how Matthew McConaughey is rockin' the bulge? I think the answer has been found -

An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" -- a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents.

"It basically lifts, separates and extends," aussieBum founder Sean Ashby was quoted as saying by the national AAP news agency.

"This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."

The underwear features a "wondercup," a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing."

Ashby said the design, launched last week, had attracted a lot of interest in the United States and Europe.

The marketing campaign features the slogan: "The new 'wondercup' technology in these attention-grabbing, all-cotton Patriot briefs will have you seriously looking bigger and feeling amazing."

The brand is sold in some of the biggest department stores in the world and is distributed to more than 70 countries via Internet sales.


Death to any self-respecting man who purchases this wondercup. Unless it truly gets you laid.

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Monday, October 02, 2006

Matthew McConaughey and Darwinism


BWE posted this picture, showing what former "Sexiest Man Alive" Matthew McConaughey will look like in a few years, thanks to the theory of evolution. Looks about right.

By the way, the NY Post's Page Six reports that McConaughey has been sporting the headband lately to cover up his latest hair plug implants. The second time he's had them done. Nice.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Matthew McConaughey is the new BulgeMan


Matthew McConaughey must really hate the "Sexiest Man Alive" title because he seems to be always going out of his way to completely freak everyone out.

This latest picture is just about unexplainable.

P.S. - if you don't know who Bulgeman is, all is forgiven... for now. As long as you click here.