That's Not Mine Officer, I Stole It !

In today's "Oops I'm a Dumbass" news - a pretty smart Iowa teen was busted with 2 lbs. of marijuana. When confronted by police, the dude told the cops the weed wasn't his and that he stole it. So instead of being arrested for possession, this retard is now looking at possession and theft. Brilliant!

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Local Reporter Finds Marijuana Growing Outside Police Station

A newspaper reporter in Duluth, MN recently found marijuana plants growing out front of the local police station.

The police lieutenant claims they were planted by a prankster.

A prankster?

Or a cop looking to make his desk job more interesting?

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