Lost Spoiler or Rape?

Is this a spoiler for an upcoming episode of Lost or is it just a candid shot of hobbit Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly dry humping on a beach in Hawaii?

We'll go with the latter.

It's also being rumored the two are planning a 2007 summer wedding. Yawwwwn.

Funniest Celeb / Dog Combo Award Goes To...

TMZ posted this picture of our boy Jorge Garcia, who plays Hurley on Lost, with his little rat-dog. Let's hope, for the rat's sake, Jorge doesn't step on the little bastard in the middle of the night while lumbering downstairs to the kitchen for a 3am fried chicken & Twinkie binge.