Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts

Monday, September 25, 2006

What Does New Orleans Love?

Sure we could talk about the first New Orleans Saints game at home since hurricane Katrina last year. Sure we could talk about how the Saints are spanking the Falcons and the 70,000 fans are going completely ape shit. But we'd much rather share with you a love. A love that New Orleans fans have. And what does New Orleans love?


So do we!! Just not that 70's style, if you know what we mean.

(They might be referring to Saints rookie sensation Reggie Bush... but if we just assume that, than we might as well not have an imagination anymore)

Sunday, September 24, 2006

NFL One Handed Catch of the Day

This is truly a thing of beauty.

Ravens WR Derrick Mason makes a one-handed catch, jukes the defender and gains some solid yardage. Impressive!

UPDATE - ... and the picture to go along with the video!


Monday, September 11, 2006

This Tickled

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis flattens Tampa Bay running back Michael Pittman during today's 27-0 win at Tampa Bay.

I think Lewis actually separated Pittman's upper body from his legs while giving him 6 concussions. It was so sexy that near the end of the clip, I rewind and slo-mo it. Enjoy!
(sorry for the quality, the local news is shown in crappy standard definition)

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Happy NFL Kickoff Sunday Bitches!

With all the celeb pics and news, some of you probably thought the CooterPunch crew were flaming homosexuals. So I guess we should come clean. We are gay. We're completely gay for NFL football. And today is our national holiday!! The season officially kicks off today at 1pm. We say officially because the first game was technically Thursday night, but that shit didn't count. TODAY is our day. We'll be balls deep in buffalo wings, oysters and beer from 1pm until we can't see straight. Have a great Sunday hookers and hookettes, see ya soon.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

NFL on NBC - Pink has a Penis

We've now gone on record as saying 2 "women" have penises.
The only thing we're not sure of is whose got the biggest? Suzy or Pink? Watch the video below of NBC's NFL opening night and you decide!

- Throw a punch.
CHECK

- Flex your bicep.
CHECK

- Snarl your upper lip, Billy Idol style.
CHECK

Friday, August 18, 2006

Today's WTF news - Former Football Player Targeted by Jewish Mafia? UPDATE 1


Poor Maurice Clarett. It seems like just yesterday he was the best running back in college football. He helped Ohio State University win a national championship and was on his way to the NFL where he would make millions of dollars.

Oooh how things have since gone wrong for the young man.

I won't get into all of the stupid things he's done to completely ruin his life, but I will post news from today which suggests Clarett's life has been in danger because of ties to a Jewish Mafia. Yes, you read that right.

From the article -

Clarett's attorney said Thursday that his client may have been in possession of firearms last week to protect himself against mob activity.

Clarett's attorney, Nick Mango, said Thursday that Clarett has repeatedly received death threats over the past year but that a cryptic postcard sent from Los Angeles last week has him wondering about Clarett's ties to an alleged mob enforcer.

In the late summer of 2004, ESPN has learned, Clarett traveled to Los Angeles and was introduced by a rapper friend to Hai Waknine, 35, a convicted felon who federal prosecutors believe is a member of an Israeli crime organization called The Jerusalem Group. Waknine, who at the time was facing a federal indictment on extortion and money-laundering charges, became Clarett's sponsor and adviser, along with Waknine's attorney, David Kenner. Waknine provided Clarett with cash, a BMW, bodyguards, drivers and beachfront lodging in Malibu, Calif., with the understanding that he would be reimbursed and receive 60 percent of Clarett's rookie contract.

But when Clarett was released by the Denver Broncos in August 2005, he was unable to pay Waknine back, and ESPN has learned that Waknine eventually cut off Clarett financially. Clarett moved back to his hometown of Youngstown, Ohio, that fall.

After Clarett was arrested last week, allegedly wearing a bulletproof vest and possessing four guns and a hatchet, Clarett's attorneys say they received an anonymous phone call alerting them to Clarett's ties to Waknine. They grew more suspicious when they received the threatening postcard this week.

Mango said he is concerned that postcard, sent to his law office in Columbus, Ohio, may have come from Waknine.


There's too much unintentional comedy here to break down, but I'm sure you get most of it...

UPDATE - Maurice Clarett will spend at least 3 1/2 years in jail after agreeing to a plea bargain today in Columbus, OH. Read the details here.