Gay Bumper Sticker of the Day

I saw this bumper sticker on a truck today.

I'm sure the girls reading this are thinking, "Aww, that's so sweet!"

But um, aren't you supposed to love your wife?

Seriously. Why not just slap on a bumper sticker that reads "I Breathe Oxygen" ?

... or better yet "My Wife Made Me Put This On My Car and I'm a Big F'ing Pussy"