Dry Cooter News - Madonna Adopts

In today's "My Virginia is Dried Up And I Now Need To Adopt" news, 48 year-old Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie try hard to be like Brangelina and just adopted an African baby boy.

Reuters says that Madonna and an entourage arrived in the Malawian capital Lilongwe by private plane early on Wednesday and were quickly whisked away to an undisclosed location in a fleet of cars and trucks.

Government officials said the 48-year-old singer, already a mother of two, chose the one-year-old orphan from among 12 children specially chosen prior to her arrival in the country, which has legions of children orphaned by the AIDS epidemic.

Madonna has said she plans to spend at least $3 million on programs to support orphans in Malawi and another $1 million to fund a documentary about the plight of children in the country.

It was unclear whether Madonna, for whom Malawi waived its ban on non-resident adoptions, would leave the country with her adopted baby or whether they would be reunited at a later date.

Money talks bitches. Tell a president you'll donate $3 million to his poor country and he'll let you have sex with wife in the bad place.