Suri Alien Cruise to Finally be Revealed

Crazy Tom Cruise and hostage wife... I mean, fiance... I mean, beard... Katie Holmes plan to show off their baby Suri in the new issue of Vanity Fair tomorrow.

And unlike Brad & Angelina, who sold their baby daughter's pictures and donated the money to charity, something tells us crazy Tom and hostage Katie will need all the money they can get.

Vanity Fair was obviously the high bidder in the Suri picture sweepstakes. Not that anyone even cares anymore.

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(Update - Suri is now available for the world to see here)