Woman Crashes Car While Giving Dog Driving Lesson

Some half-retard in China crashed her car into oncoming traffic while giving her dog a driving lesson.

The woman said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive. She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

My dog is fond of watching me take a crap but I still haven't taught him to use the toilet. This story has given me new hope.