Brad Pitt to play He-Man?

Rumor has it that Brad Pitt is about to become He-Man!

A quote from one of the upcoming film's producers:

“They are very keen on Brad for the role. He will have to bulk up though - he is very fit but not to ‘He-Man’ proportions.” He-Man - the most powerful man in the universe - is a sword-wielding hero with superhuman powers.

'eh, it might work. I'm just hoping the movie doesn't suck. Let's also hope that Marc Anthony is chosen to play the role of Skeletor!



source: ImNotObsessed

WTF Happened to Jessica Simpson's Face?

Since our last "WTF happened to Jessica Simpson's face?" moment last year, things have been steadily going downhill for the one time hottie.

In this picture taken over the weekend, Jessica Simpson looks more like Carmen Electra... if Carmen Electra had a penis and was injecting herself with steroids.

Is Britney growing a super-sized boob?

What's up with the right side of Britney Spears chest area in this pic? And why the F is she walking around like that? Check out the dude in the upper right part of the picture... thinking to himself, "Yeah, I'd still hit that."

Sony and the PS3... still reaching

Sony recently launched their new "Home" service for the hurting Playstation 3. They have taken a hard beating for their $600 DVD player and are trying to throw sh*t at the wall, in hopes it will stick.

Technically, it's still a beta and from what we gather, Playstation Home is sort of virtual world with a make believe "you", walking around talking to other fakies.

In the words of a PS3 owner - "I dont see the appeal.. talk to people through a virtual world and pretend to be something you are not... yay. Go outside and meet people"

It's a bit of Sims + Leisure Suit Larry + World of Warcraft.

What's the objective here? How do you beat the game? What is the appeal? And if you actually have a life, will the PS3's Home appeal to you?

For us, sitting on the couch with a controller and a keyboard chatting with other losers doesn't seem like a system seller. But maybe we're missing something.

Hey Sony, where are the games? All of the hot games are on the Xbox 360. And even the good games that have been out for a while on the 360 and supposed to be out soon for the PS3, aren't coming out in the near future for Sony's big, black empty box. They can't even get the 360's leftovers! We feel for those dummies who bought a Playstation 3 as their only next-generation gaming console. They are truly missing out.

We *heart* Ryan Freel

If you don't like baseball, f*ck you and don't read any further.
We kid, we kid!!! (seriously, please come back tomorrow)

But Ryan Freel of the Cincinnati Reds is one of our favorite baseball players. The guy plays balls out, day in and day out.

Example, tonight against division rival Houston Astros - Ryan Feel, playing third base, chases a foul ball about 4 rows deep and lands on a few fans' heads.

Sure he doesn't come up with the catch, but not many professional baseball players would even give that ball a 2nd look. Props to the crazy S.O.B for risking his neck to try and make the play.

Sorry for the crooked angle... we've been drinking.

Happy Nip Slip Monday

Thanks to the fine folks at Egotastic.com for this excellent picture of Natalie Portman and her side boobage, taken recently.

Then this always THIS picture of Natalie nakie in a new movie...

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Paris Hilton - Heading to jail the only way she knows how

As you probably know by now, Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in a county jail for violating her DUI probation.

And in Paris Hilton fashion, just days before freedom is taken away - here she is walking down the street while flashing everyone... and giving a few thousand bulldykes a taste of what's coming their way.

Pics of Lindsay Lohan snorting coke

In today's not-so-shocking news - Lindsay Lohan is a coke whore! Sure we've said it in the past, but here's proof!

News of the World not only posted these pics from a video of Lohan snorting some blow in the bathroom, but also talks about how she's flying to NY to fuck Jude Law, among other fun things:

LINDSAY Lohan, fresh from rehab, has been pictured taking part in a marathon cocaine binge.

Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.

Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law."

Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

The friend added: "Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either.

"She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.

"I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

"I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

"One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

More pics below.

Matthew McConaughey is Still Crazy

Flynetonline.com posted these recent pictures of Matthew McConaughey, doing what he does best - working out with a gay headband and looking like he's from another planet.

We've posted Matthew McConaughey news in the past, mainly because the dude is just so freakin out there and insane.

It's good to see things haven't changed with the one time "World's Sexiest Man Alive"

"Sure, I'll let you put this many fingers up my ass"

Newsweek has a sense of humor

MSNBC.com today posted a story from the latest Newsweek mag talking about cheerleading and how its popularity is bigger than ever. Screw the story though. The only part worth noting is the picture used at the top of the story (above).