Lindsay Lohan Admits to Being a Whore

"Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that's me. I'm not dating just one person. It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I'm like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don't need a steady relationship. I mean if the sex is bad, the relationship's not going anywhere. Anyway, I don't even think I have had my best kiss yet. My mom's going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people!"

- Lindsay Lohan reveals in a new interview with the News of the World

That would explain a certain recent rash...
and I thought we had something real. Bitch