Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

'Cause the walls started shakin,
The earth was quakin,
My mind was achin',
And we were makin' it and you...

What's up hookers and hookettes?!?

Hope you've had a good week. If you're on the East coast, you might have actually melted by now. It's been insanely hot! And since today is Friday, we plan on adding to the heat baby. Happy Girl on Girl Friday!!!

We hope you have one hell of a weekend! Thanks for stopping by.

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The DC Madam - phone records

We'll admit it - we're not big fans of politics. In fact, most politicians are jokes to us. So when “The D.C. Madame” / Deborah Jeane Palfrey decided to actually go through with her threat to publish her potentially damaging phone records, we became interested.

Unfortunately, as soon as the records became available on her site, the site crashed.

But we were quick enough to grab what we could before the ship went down and would like to share what we have so far (08/22/06 and 12/22/05... more coming soon)

And for the fallout, just click here and watch these guys go down like flies. Already apologizing for their "very serious sins". We love this shit!

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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

Out on the streets,
that's where we'll meet
You make the night,
I always cross the line
Tightened our belts,
abuse ourselves
Get in our way,
we'll put you on your shelf

Heeeey what's up hookers and hookettes!

We hope you've been having an excellent holiday week so far. Friday couldn't have come sooner. And of course, we like to ring in the weekend with style the only way we know how.

Happy Girl on Girl Friday to our peoples!!! We love you guys. Keep the emails coming. We love hearing from you!

Anyway, have one hell of a weekend everyone and thanks for stopping by!

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo sex tape pictures

This is too good not to share.
Nick Lachey banging the living shit out of girlfriend Vanessa Minillo while in Mexico. Almost looks staged, doesn't it?

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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

I got her and her sister in...
that white Benz,
dyke twins,
I ain't gonna lie they only fives
but together they ten’s
And would I do 'em again?
Hmmm, hmmm?
It’s like old folks pissin cuz it all depends

What's up hookers and hookettes? It's been too long since we welcomed in the weekend with a healthy dose of Girl on Girl Friday. We've been getting spanked with emails asking what the deal is. So we decided not to leave you hanging much longer.

Have a great Friday peoples and an excellent freakin weekend. Te amamos mucho!!

Sopranos fans: Unhappy with the ending? Well read....

I read this today and am glad I did. Because it all makes sense now and turned the Sopranos finale from shit to shine...


Tony DID get whacked. The only question is by who?

Remember first Bobby's comments to Tony earlier this season about getting whacked (which were also replayed either last week or the week before). He said something to the effect of "you don't see it coming, you don't feel nothing, everything just fades to black". That was your ending.

As for the who, take note of the credits for the folks in the restaurant at the end. The guy at the counter that goes to the bathroom is Nikki Leotardo, Phil's nephew. The black men are the same ones that shot Tony in season two, but only clipped his ear. Oddly, the Boy Scouts were in the store last week when Bobby got it, so they are going to have some issues, but my money says it wasn't the Boy Scouts.

My money says that based on the title, "Made in America", it was the trucker with the hat that read "USA". The same trucker who was the brother of the trucker that Christopher robbed and killed in season two...he was the guy that had to identify the body. It's all in the credits.

But Tony was, indeed, whacked.

Combine this with the appearance of Steven van Zandt (Sil) on a morning radio show saying, "The answer is in the credits"... and you've got your finale.

Pretty bad ass is you ask us.

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

Wake up in the morning,
clock says half past one
I have no sunglasses
As I step into the sun
There's no recollection
of the evil things I've done
My head feels like I must've had some fun

Ok so it's been a slow week here. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. BUT, hopefully you still love us... even a little bit? You do know today is Girl on Girl Friday, right? Ahh, there we go. Much better!

Have an excellent holiday weekend everyone, thanks for stopping by and Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

Today's Funniest Headline

Man with panties on face attempts to rob W.VA store
(actual headline on local newspaper's website)



INWOOD, W.Va. (AP) — A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women’s underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said.

“I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried,” State Police Sgt. T.C. Kearns told The Journal in Martinsburg.

The cashier at first thought it was a joke and refused to give the man any money, so he ran to a Jeep Cherokee and drove away at about 4 a.m. Wednesday, Kearns said.

A few minutes later, police stopped a vehicle matching that description and took two men into custody.

Police later charged Steven Clay Stephenson, 34, of Ranson in the convenience story robbery.

Kearns said police found a pistol-shaped lighter while searching Stephenson. The underwear was recovered nearby.

Stephenson is charged with nighttime burglary, attempted robber, first-offense driving under the influence, petit larceny and improper registration.

He was being held Thursday at the Eastern Regional Jail. The Berkeley County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office had no record of a defense attorney being assigned yet to represent Stephenson.

The funniest part of the story?
Not the panties on the head part.

But look at what he was charged with -
Stephenson is charged with nighttime burglary, attempted robber, first-offense driving under the influence, petit larceny and improper registration.

Nighttime burglary? Does that carry a heavier punishment than daytime burglary?

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

If I could bottle my hopes in a store bought scent
They'd be nutmeg peach and they'd pay the rent
And I'd ride a horse, and I'd teach a course
on how I got to be a star crossed pimp

Well holy crap.

We go away for a bit, come back, and it looks like you might've missed us jussst a bit. Ok, more than just a bit.

We had more hits this past week than we've ever had. Ever. Tens & tens of thousands of hits this week and damn it feels good! We know the love is there. We feel it in the emails we get everyday. Whether it's criticism or the always welcomed, "Hey! Love you guys. Love the site. Keep doin what you're doin" ; we love it all. And yes, we've heard your cries for a comments option... stay tuned.

Hey we almost forgot. Happy Girl on Girl Friday hookers and hookettes!! Have yourself one excellent weekend and thanks again for all the love & support. Make sure to let your friends know about Cooterpunch!

Cooterpunch catch of the day

While we're not from Chicago, we never miss an opportunity to catch the Cubs anytime they're on TV during the day. And today was no exception.

Check out this nice grab in dead center field by a little Cubs fan. We enjoyed it so much, that we wanted to get it on video and share it with you.

It's moments like these when you're a kid that help make certain ball players your favorite. Just as I'm sure Aramis Ramirez is now this kid's favorite baseball player. Nice catch kid.