Travelers - What to Expect Soon

(I particularly like the "Liquid Inspection Facility")

Transformers movie - WTF happened to Megatron?!?

Details are emerging from the new Transformers movie and this one just ain't good.

What you see above is the Megatron we all know and loved to hate growing up. Not to mention he transformed into a fucking gun. Could he have been more bad ass?

The hideous, piece of shit picture you see below is how Megatron will look in the upcoming Transformers film.

Can someone please tell me WTF is up with him transforming into a jet and having Freddie Kruger fingers? He looks like a metal Predator. Not good.

If Optimus Prime transforms into a unicycle, I'm going to start a boycott...

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Reader Suggestion - Girl on Girl Fridays!

One of our excellent readers suggested we have a Friday tradition around here. She brought up the genius idea of Girl on Girl Friday. And for that suggestion - we salute YOU!!!

And since it's a bit late on Friday, we're going to give you enough for Girl on Girl WEEKEND. Fair enough?












And to think it all started with a dream....


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Teens Thought the House was Haunted - They Were Right... Sort of

As a kid, was there a house in the neighborhood that you heard was haunted?

Did you ever check out the house to see if it really was haunted?

Hopefully you answered no, unlike these poor teens in Worthington, Ohio who thought it would be cool to check out the local "haunted house" at 10pm last night. But before they even got to the house, they got shot with a .22 caliber rifle.

The house wasn't actually haunted. It was just occupied by some crazy looking 40 year old guy living with his mother.

The girl in the picture above got shot in the head by this handsome fella and is now in critical condition.

This story reeks of To Kill a Mockingbird mixed with a little Psycho.

Judge Orders Community Service for Cell Phone Ringing in Court

This judge doesn't F around!

An Indiana judge detained and questioned a row of spectators when a cell phone rang 3 times in her courtroom. She later ordered two people to serve community service for contempt of court.

"The next time you come to court, don't bring your cell phone!", said the judge.

We couldn't have said it any better.

Although we're wondering - these people were said to be "spectators" in the court room. Does anyone work anymore? Can't they find something more entertaining to do than spectating in a court room? I'd rather play chicken, driving into oncoming traffic than to sit in a courtroom all day.

Videogames Becoming a Bit Too Lifelike

The picture above was taken from a new game coming out soon for the Xbox 360.

At first I thought the nice gent in the background was offering the other guy a piece of gum... I guess that's not what he's doing.

Today's Motivation

As Always, Dane Cook Tries Too Hard

Just like in his shiteous stand-up routine, Dane Cook tried too hard. This time it left someone toothless. And not just anyone. The most beautiful woman in Hollywood.

Jessica Alba is missing a tooth after an over-zealous love scene with new movie co-star Dane Cook left her needing dental work.

The "Sin City" star was shooting kissing scenes with Cook in their upcoming film "Good Luck, Chuck" when the couple's teeth clashed.

She explains, "I lost a tooth. Isn't that disgusting? Dane and I were smashing our faces together."

Hey Dane, this isn't one of your boyfriends. You can't just headbutt someone before trying to kiss them, you big f'ing 'tard. Chicks don't find that sexy.

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Another Stupid Robber Gets Pummeled

I seem to be hooked on these foiled robbery stories.

Last night in Utah, some moron walked into a 7-11 store and asked for a carton of cigarettes. Instead of handing the nice cashier payment for the cigarettes, he instead took the carton and proceeded to exit the store.

When the clerk followed the man outside and told him to stop, he turned around and punched her in the face. Bad move.

Just as this dick face was about to punch the clerk again, a bad ass ex-marine / martial arts trainer came to the rescue. He grabbed the cooter rag, threw him on the ground, put his hands behind his back, sat on him and waited for the cops to come.

The ex-marine / hero was actually standing in back of the robber in line when he tried to steal the cigarrettes. Now call me a genius, but if I ever decided to rob a 7-11, I'd make pretty damn sure there was nobody else in the store... well, maybe execpt for a blind old lady or something.

Jesus Found Hanging Out With Baby in Womb

See it?? That's him! Jesus Christ is hanging out with a 7-month old baby.

Thanks to ultrasound, a modern miracle that Jesus himself created, we are able to see JC hovering above little baby Joseph. Joseph? Ooh what a coincidence!

You see, after the mother discovered Christ kickin' it in her womb, she decided to name her son Joseph. Which, I guess is an upgrade over the name they had originally picked out, Dumpy (I looked at the couple's picture and kinda put 2 and 2 together on that one)