Jessica Simpson Sex Tape

You read that shit right.

Jessica.
Simpson.
Sex.
Tape.

Fuck a Britney and K-Fed tape. This right here has us doing backflips.

According to FemaleFirst, the tape was made while Jessica was married to ex-husband Nick Lachey.

The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.

A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.

Good God.

If this is true, I seriously might explode into flames.

Nick Lachey is Doing Just Fine

If Nick Lachey could have seen into the future and saw that Jessica Simpson would leave him and he'd end up with (arguably) an even hotter chick - it's a lock he would've left her ass first. Here we see the former Mr. Simpson with his new girl, Vanessa Minnillo. Besides being insanely hot, I think it's safe to assume Vanessa also has at least half a brain.... more than we can say for the dumb bitch he was married to... or is it "to whom which he was married..." ?

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