A Drunken Scarlett Johansson Breaks into Someone's Place

Scarlett Johansson was mortified after she mistakenly broke into her neighbor's apartment after coming home drunk and going to the wrong door. The star came home after a big night on the town and charged into an apartment thinking that it was her own.

She explains, "I was coming home, it was very late, mind you, it was like four in the morning. Maybe I'd had like one too many champagne cocktails, or whatever... But I got home, of course I wasn't driving, and I opened my door and it wasn't my kitchen! It was somebody else's kitchen and I left and I realized my key opens up somebody else's door in my building. It like slides right in and opens it up!

I sure wouldn't mind if she broke into my place. I might even let her hang out and stuff ; )


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Prince Harry likes to party - so?

I'm not quite sure why everyone seems to be making such a big deal about Prince Harry's partying and groping hot chicks. The kid's 22 years old, why can't he enjoy himself like the rest of us? More power to him.

The funniest part of this picture is older brother William, standing behind the girl, completely freakin hammered. I can only imagine what he's trying to say there - "Soo like, I'm going to be a fucking king one day and yew knooow whut? Where the fuck will that get me? Are kings even allowed to declare war on other countries anymore? Can I touch your boobies?"