Today's WTF Did I Just See on TV?

What little girl doesn't love Barbie? What little girl doesn't love to glam herself up, just like Barbie? And what girl doesn't love to pick up dog shit, just like Barbie?

We shit you not (pun definitely intended), Barbie now comes complete with a dog (named Tanner) and treats that you can feed Tanner. Within seconds, Tanner poops out the treats and Barbie can use her included pooper scooper to clean up the little turds!

Click here to view the video (click the "Tanner Dog" pic)

Woman Crashes Car While Giving Dog Driving Lesson

Some half-retard in China crashed her car into oncoming traffic while giving her dog a driving lesson.

The woman said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive. She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

My dog is fond of watching me take a crap but I still haven't taught him to use the toilet. This story has given me new hope.