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Jon Voight Botches His Granddaughter's Name

TMZ has video of Angelina Jolie's estranged father, Jon Voight, sending a special message to his grandkids on Saturday at the BAFTA awards. He went 1 for 2 -

"Happy birthday Maddox. Five years old. That's a big one. You're getting to be a young man. And I send my love to you and I send my love to...uh...Shakira...and, uh, Sha-Shaheera, is it Sheera, Shahira?"

SHAKIRA?

Fucking HILarious!

Poor John Voight. His daughter hasn't talked to him in years because he said in an interview she has "mental issues". As crazy as the old bastard may be, something tells us he was on target with that one. We've all forgot how the crazy bitch used to wear a vile of her ex-husband's blood around her neck and made out with her brother at an awards show.

Don't worry Jon. We're on your side, you old silly senile guy.

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