Britney Spears > My Mom

Wow. When I was 2 years old, my mom never carried me around town looking this cool. But if she did, I probably would've become a better person because of it.

Those other toddlers must be jealous. I think all self-respecting mothers should stroll their kids around looking like a 2 dollar hooker. The world would be a much better place if we all followed Britney's lead. Bitch has really got it all together.