Prince is Officially Lame

StarPulse has a story on Prince, who recently went into a strip club and offered the girls double their nightly rate to put their clothes on and go home, because their gyrations offended his beliefs as a Jehovah's Witness.

The 48-year-old is believed to be a regular at the Xenii night spot, but he told the female performers it was "wrong to dance like that," according to British newspaper The Sun.

The dancers refused Prince's offer, however. A partygoer said, "No one knows why he comes here. He doesn't drink, doesn't like the music, and now doesn't like the dancers."

Prince has officially lost it. Actually, the dude never had it. But he used to be such a bad ass futhermucker.