Paris Gets Punched by Former Playmate

It looks like former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker's soon-to-be-ex-wife finally got her hungover ass out of bed and went to beat down the chick banging her husband.

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler have both filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each was attacked. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris' ex, Stavros Niarchos, shoved her down some stairs and poured a drink on her.

Paris' publicist told TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.

Hilton and her publicist then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.

Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Stavros Niarchos.

We couldn't write a better script than this. Two hot chicks fighting over a 120 lb. tatooed dude with a lip ring, 2 kids and a mohawk. Throw in a punch to a spoiled bitch's jaw, an ex-Playmate getting thrown down some stairs by a Greek giant and you've got yourself a Grade A, pay-per-view event.