Today's Who Gives a Shit News - Britney Delivers

Britney Spears had her son delivered today via cesarean section.
I really don't have anything to say here because we all truly feel horrible for Britney. If only she could see 5-10 years into the future and see how sad and stupid she is... oh well. Enjoy the 2 kids, the deadbeat dad and his 17 other kids Brit.

P.S. - Brit, we're just bitter because you used to be so freakin hot and let yourself turn into a frumpy, white trash mom. So here's to the good 'ol days.