Pam and Kid Rock Finally Have Sex?

Pam Anderson just announced on her website -

"Not pregnant yet. But we have consummated the marriage!"

Ok, we don't know if she's trying to say it's the first time they've had sex since being married or what, but if that's the case - her nose has just grown bigger than her breasts. She was quoted about a year ago during a radio interview as saying Kid Rock's penis isn't nearly as large as Tommy Lee's (I can't believe I just typed that).

And why in the blue hell is she announcing this to the world? Who the F cares? Freakin attention whore.

Imagine if every celeb with a website told us when they had sex. On second though, that would RULE! But only if details and/or a video was included.