Happy NFL Kickoff Sunday Bitches!

With all the celeb pics and news, some of you probably thought the CooterPunch crew were flaming homosexuals. So I guess we should come clean. We are gay. We're completely gay for NFL football. And today is our national holiday!! The season officially kicks off today at 1pm. We say officially because the first game was technically Thursday night, but that shit didn't count. TODAY is our day. We'll be balls deep in buffalo wings, oysters and beer from 1pm until we can't see straight. Have a great Sunday hookers and hookettes, see ya soon.