Suzy Kolber has a penis

For the past few years, I've had a theory that ESPN analyst/sideline reporter Suzy Kolber is a big, scary bulldyke with a penis and an Adam's apple. While I haven't found proof that my theory is true, I can't be the only one who believes it. Have you seen those Chevy truck commercials? Last time I saw one, I jump off my couch because I was afraid she was coming to kick my ass.

I'm also convinced she's had work done to help her image a bit.
Take a look at the pic above and the newer one below. Is that even the same person?