Southwest Airlines reject girl - naked

Remember this story?

Long story short - she's now naked.
Click here. Enjoy the silicon/saline goodness!

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

You say our love
Is like dynamite
Open your eyes
'Cause it's like fire and ice
Well you're killing me
Your love's a guillotine
Why don't you just set me freeeeeee

What's up hookers and hookettes?!

We hope you had a great week. And you know that when we ring in the weekend, we come correct. This Friday, no exception. Happy Girl on Girl Friday peoples!

It was a busy week, even without much updating. Beyonce's little spill seemed to be pulled from just about every site, including ours. But we backed up the video just before it was yanked and have been hosting it since. We still watch it a few times a day for a good laugh. And it looks like a crapload of you might've loved watching it more than we did. That shit is funny!

So thanks for the love and support. We've received lots of feedback recently and we love it! Keep it coming. Cooterpunch loves you more than your mom.

Beyonce falls again!

Bitch needs walking classes. Check the video of Beyonce falling head first down some steps during a show in Orlando on July 24th

This isn't her first spill. Remember this?

Props to the girl for still rockin' it after the tumble though.

Video was taken down but we have since re-uploaded it

Cooterpunch reminder - Don't forget about our weekly Girl-on-Girl Fridays!!

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

And I'm back on the reef,
where I throw my net out into the sea.
All the fine hinas come swimming to me.
They hold me and they promise me things.
And when the tides high I cry like a little baby.
Don't give me no right kind a love no Sunday morning.
I don't want no puppy loving.

Oooooh hell yes! What's up hookers and hookettes?!? Hope you had a good week.

We're here to kick off your weekend the best way. Happy Girl on Girl Friday! Have an excellent weekend and thanks for stopping by.

Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

'Cause the walls started shakin,
The earth was quakin,
My mind was achin',
And we were makin' it and you...

What's up hookers and hookettes?!?

Hope you've had a good week. If you're on the East coast, you might have actually melted by now. It's been insanely hot! And since today is Friday, we plan on adding to the heat baby. Happy Girl on Girl Friday!!!

We hope you have one hell of a weekend! Thanks for stopping by.

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The DC Madam - phone records

We'll admit it - we're not big fans of politics. In fact, most politicians are jokes to us. So when “The D.C. Madame” / Deborah Jeane Palfrey decided to actually go through with her threat to publish her potentially damaging phone records, we became interested.

Unfortunately, as soon as the records became available on her site, the site crashed.

But we were quick enough to grab what we could before the ship went down and would like to share what we have so far (08/22/06 and 12/22/05... more coming soon)

And for the fallout, just click here and watch these guys go down like flies. Already apologizing for their "very serious sins". We love this shit!

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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

Out on the streets,
that's where we'll meet
You make the night,
I always cross the line
Tightened our belts,
abuse ourselves
Get in our way,
we'll put you on your shelf

Heeeey what's up hookers and hookettes!

We hope you've been having an excellent holiday week so far. Friday couldn't have come sooner. And of course, we like to ring in the weekend with style the only way we know how.

Happy Girl on Girl Friday to our peoples!!! We love you guys. Keep the emails coming. We love hearing from you!

Anyway, have one hell of a weekend everyone and thanks for stopping by!

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo sex tape pictures

This is too good not to share.
Nick Lachey banging the living shit out of girlfriend Vanessa Minillo while in Mexico. Almost looks staged, doesn't it?

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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!

I got her and her sister in...
that white Benz,
dyke twins,
I ain't gonna lie they only fives
but together they ten’s
And would I do 'em again?
Hmmm, hmmm?
It’s like old folks pissin cuz it all depends

What's up hookers and hookettes? It's been too long since we welcomed in the weekend with a healthy dose of Girl on Girl Friday. We've been getting spanked with emails asking what the deal is. So we decided not to leave you hanging much longer.

Have a great Friday peoples and an excellent freakin weekend. Te amamos mucho!!

Sopranos fans: Unhappy with the ending? Well read....

I read this today and am glad I did. Because it all makes sense now and turned the Sopranos finale from shit to shine...


Tony DID get whacked. The only question is by who?

Remember first Bobby's comments to Tony earlier this season about getting whacked (which were also replayed either last week or the week before). He said something to the effect of "you don't see it coming, you don't feel nothing, everything just fades to black". That was your ending.

As for the who, take note of the credits for the folks in the restaurant at the end. The guy at the counter that goes to the bathroom is Nikki Leotardo, Phil's nephew. The black men are the same ones that shot Tony in season two, but only clipped his ear. Oddly, the Boy Scouts were in the store last week when Bobby got it, so they are going to have some issues, but my money says it wasn't the Boy Scouts.

My money says that based on the title, "Made in America", it was the trucker with the hat that read "USA". The same trucker who was the brother of the trucker that Christopher robbed and killed in season two...he was the guy that had to identify the body. It's all in the credits.

But Tony was, indeed, whacked.

Combine this with the appearance of Steven van Zandt (Sil) on a morning radio show saying, "The answer is in the credits"... and you've got your finale.

Pretty bad ass is you ask us.